JOCELYN

Trying to take my dog to the beach but no beaches allow dogs in the sand/water.

Not cool.

I was so excited to turn 21 and honestly now all I want to do is sleep forever. 

Turning 21 this weekend. 

oooo la laaaaa

I have no idea what to do.

piercethesleepingcarlile:

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

I think about this post a lot

I will be inside you tomorrow.
Lets get weird.

Ps I turn 21 in 7 days and I cannot wait.

tittyfig:

angads2000:

tittyfig:

80% water 20% pizza and 100% swag

That’s 200%

I’m twice the man you’ll ever be

my mind is all over the place and I really like this boy and it is only making things worse because I don’t know how I am suppose to act. 

WHO AM I. 

All right so I decided today that I am actually going to take my health/fitness regimen more seriously.

I’m trying to compose a list of quick/easy clean recipes as well as a gym schedule that I can actually stick to. I’d also like to start kickboxing or Tae Kwon Do by July 1st.

Anyone in or around Bushwick trying to go to the gym or trade awesome recipes? It’s so much easier to stick to with a good support system. 

I wish I could bring my dog to Trader Joe’s.

Tonight is one of those nights where I just want to hang out and talk, but everyone’s drunk.

I also have a huge boy dilemma and no girlfriends here to bend their ears.

H e l p m e

Went on a date tonight.

Had a great time.

Have no idea what I’m suppose to do now.

abarestorytotell:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot